PEEPS!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!

Sooooo, what’s the deal with PEEPS??  Do people really eat these vile creations?  I am mystified.  Just getting them down is a challenge.  Then when they end up in my stomach they morph and grow.  What happens when they need to make their inevitable exit from my body?  Just thinking about it makes me hurl (and grimace).

Do you eat Peeps or let your kids eat them?  Please explain, I NEED to know!!!

You know Peeps have a “secret” life, right?  What do they do in private when we’re not watching them or eating them??

peeps-dancing

HA!  BUSTED!!!!!

Please remember to check all your children’s candy for safety before you let them enjoy their Halloween haul.  And throw away those PEEPS…they BOUNCE!  😉

–Mark Davis

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